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"BOOOOBIES. BOOBIES. The soft pliant flesh that protrudes from a women's chest. The ruby red nipples that are like suction cups to suckle until orgasm hits." The women gasped, stunned by the crude remarks by this beast! but his sensei took that either as encouragement or he had not heard her at all, as his sensei was lost in his own revelation. "The perfumed skin that reminds one of a distant princess running away from her tragic past. Looking for a new life. Looking for a new man," Jiraiya suggested brassy, half falling over himself on his drunken feet, "Will you be my lady, exotic princess. Because I must have you. I muuuuuuuuuussst," he slurred, finishing off his request with far less charm than his sensei was capable of. The Yellow Flash was red in the face as he looked at the indignant look on the pretty ladies face. Scrunched up in so much fury and disbelief, she looked more like a withered tomato than the invisioned princess his sensei had in mind. Although, Minato was sure she was as beautiful as his sensei described if not for the puffy face and her head about to pop off her neck from contained anger. "Whooah,..." Minato stumbled when his sensei, . . . his heavy, over-massed, drunk sensei reached to touch one tempting half-clothed "boobie" as his sensei remarked in his proposal to this lady, with his hand. "This is so embarrassing." he began, knowing near impossible that a restraining order will be issued against his sensei if Jiraiya even drooled onto her breast, er chest, "Could you please excuse my sensei. He was attacked by a pack of wild boar and hit his head on a rock while helping a small lost boy from the village," he lied, hoping she won't smell it a mile away, "So's he's disoriented and is in a state of confusion. Usually, my sensei is more subtle with the hand of a well-mannered lady like yourself but because of the head injury -"
Rin and Obito chatted obliviously away to each other, ignorant of what was taking place before their very eyes, while Kakashi took it all in. The requested object loose in his hand by the order of his sensei to search and find. Or heads will fly. Namely Jiraiya's and his sensei with the person involved but Kakashi didn't want to upset his sensei, so he did. Even as degrading it was for a shinobi of his rank. But besides that, Kakashi couldn't help but stare at his sensei and Jiraiya. At his usually calm and collected but now distraut sensei with Jiraiya. Konoha neighborhood pervert. The Konoha's Bathhouse regular peeping john. Jiraiya who outside of Konoha has built a different name for himself. From the people who don't really know him. The pervertness of him. Even the soldiers in Konoha overlook the frog sannins pervert streak that was longer than the wall of china. But to see it so blantly displayed, Kakashi was surprised this lady, Jiraiya had took interest in, didn't smack him over the head and leave the imprint of her hand on the old sannin's face. No matter how much sweet talking his sensei was conjuring up for her to bend to his will. Like he would willingly do, in a heartbeat, out of respect but there was no respect in his sensei's method's now. Sensei only did this to take the heat off Jiraiya's inappropiate behavior. Not out of concern, not out of care. For once, Kakashi was actually ashamed of his sensei.
As this all sunk in and how quickly the lady changed, believing his tale, Minato's breath held by the beauty he saw his sensei see regardless of his drunken state and was immediately ashamed at having to lie to her. How could he admit that his sensei was like this because he had another fight with Tsunade, about her and Orochimaru not getting along again and to drown the sorrow his sensei felt by their lack of team commandership at least, his sensei spent his entire mission money on booze getting hammer at the local bar. And he let him. "Here is my name and address. Inform me when your sensei is better and than I'll see for myself if he's the lady man your describing." Minato held his hand out and accepted the address card. Tokyo Annabella, the card read. Was she half english, thought Minato to himself.
She courtised politely and Minato got his answer before nodding thanks, awkwardly.
Obito, Rin, and Kakashi appeared in a heartbeat and Minato frowned by the bleak look in his sharpest pupils eyes. He swallowed past the tension screaming in his nerve endings that Kakashi found out more about him than he had intended to reveal. Like his necessity-to-lie-in-order-to-bail-his-sensei's-ass-out-of-a-trip-to-the-jail-house, regardless of his sensei's famous statis amongst shinobi's, scheme. "So, did you find it?" asked Minato, scrapping up a serious edge in his voice to sound his usual self but not at all feeling it, as he tried not to sweat in the prescence of Kakashi. Obito shook his head sadly. Rin was next to open her hands wide, with nothing to show. Kakashi was his last hope and he paid his attention to the boy closely. Regardless how Kakashi now viewed him.
Kakashi looked pertubed. His half closed eyes annoyed but Kakashi heaved a long sigh to reveal a pink silky strap of cloth in his hand. It was a D cup.
"Tsunade's bra!" cheered their sensei, eyes lit up in relief and happiness. It didn't last long as the azure orbs narrowed in plan, "Now, to place it back in her room without her detection. Obito and Kakashi, I assign you this task." Kakashi rolled his eyes and Rin giggled. Obito looked peeved that Rin was paying more attention to Kakashi than to him and jutted his lip out in emphasize. He crossed his arms over his chest whenever he was mad at Kakashi and hurt that Rin looked more to his rival than him for anything. "Rin, while the boy's are on their secret yet dangerous mission," another giggle escaped Rin's mouth before she smothered it with her hand. Minato stopped a moment and smirked, It did seem silly but with Tsunade, anything could happen. She had the temper of a rampant bull especially if it involved Jiraiya and he didn't want her to discover that, so he'd be force into downtime from missions while nursing his sensei back to health after Tsunade let go and pound the miserable life out of his sensei, "You'll accompany me to releave Jiraiya of his drunken state." "Roger, sensei." "Obito, Kakashi,. . ." he let his eyes drift to the two like he was memorizing their faces if he never see's them again, "Good luck and go undetected. " He received one hard nod and another complete lack of concern, as the boys scattered. Leaving leaves in their place, while he held onto his hung over sensei with Rin close behind, "Let's start with some sushi to get the color back into Jiraiya's cheeks." Said sannin groaned, a hand raised to his mouth, as his head turned green. "Sensei!!" whined Rin, "I thought you want to treat Jiraiya's sickness not induce it." "But I am," smiled Minato evilly, with a glimmer of a hidden imp buried behind his dark azure eyes, "What better way than to make him empty the contacts of his stomach for all the trouble he brought down on our heads." "Sensei, you won't..." "But I will Rin. I will." Rin felt sorry for Jiraiya but the frog sannin had it coming in her opinion. She trailed behind her sensei, giving occassional support and giving occassional room, when she was sure Jiraiya was going to barf all over the street corner and along the road that lead to the hotel sensei had checked them into, in case Konoha's princess came after them. At least there, they were under alibis and it'll give them time to make a run for, if it came down to it. Unless, they just handed Jiraiya over. Than that was fine too, as an impish smile overcame Rin's face at the idea. Jiraiya did bring it on to himself, she thought, and hoped Kakashi and Obito could slip the bra back in her drawer without her realizing it's missing.
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